That Is A Scarecrow Tiktok Song Lyrics


That Is A Scarecrow Tiktok Song Lyrics By Realestk. Good girl in a straw hat With her arms out in a corn field That is a scarecrow Thought that was a human woman, sorry A cold night, a cold beer A cold jeans, strike that last one I’m wanting you, I hope you’re feeling me.

That Is A Scarecrow Tiktok Song Lyrics

Boy, oh boy. Any big fans of country music out there?ApplauseYeah! Ooh, some people extending my name, “Boo” that’s also approval! I- I think- I think country music Get’s a bad- Get’s a bad rep, you know? Why is it, when Bruce Springsteen sings about a- when Bruce Springsteen sings about a f^^kin’ turnpike, it is art, and then when someone sings about a horse, it’s dumb, inherently? I don’t know, I think some of the greatest song writers of all time are country artists: Dolly Parton, Willie Nelson, you know? And if you’re writing honestly, that is art! And I would never bash that! Um, the problem is, with a lot of modern country music, wha- what is called “Stadium Country Music”Sort of Keith Urban Brand of Country music is that it is not honest, it is the exact opposite of honestCountry music starts playing and Bo speaks in a faux-country accentWhere instead of people actually telling their stories, you got a bunch of millionaire metrosexuals who’ve never done a hard days work in their life, but they figured out the words and the phrases they can use to pander to their audience, and they list the same words and phrases off sort of mad libs style in every song, raking in millions of dollars from actual working class people! You know the words, you know the phrases, phrases like–

A dirt road, a cold beerA blue jeans, a red pickupA rural noun, simple adjectiveNo shoes, no shirtNo Jews, you didn’t hear thatSort of a mental typo

I walk and talk like a field handBut the boots I’m wearing cost three grandI write songs about riding tractorsFrom the comfort of a private jet

I could sing in MandarinYou’d still know I’m panderingHuntin’ deer and chasing troutA Bud Light with the logo facing outHear that subtle mandolinThat’s textbook panderin’I own a private ranch that I rarely useI don’t like dirt

One verse, one chorus in the bagNow it’s time to talk to the ladiesI’m hoping my Southern charm offsets all these rape-y vibes I’m puttin’ out

Good girl in a straw hatWith her arms out in a corn fieldThat is a scarecrowThought that was a human woman, sorryA cold night, a cold beerA cold jeans, strike that last oneI’m wanting you, I hope you’re feeling meSub-textually

We go to bed, you doze offSo I take your country girl clothes offI put my hands on your bodyIt feels like hay, it’s a f^^king scarecrow again

Like Mike’s Evander-ingf^^k your ears I’m panderingI write songs for the people who doJobs in the towns that I’d never move toLegalize gerry-manderingTolerate my panderingYou got a beautiful mouthI got a beautiful (d^^k)Y’all dumb mo^^erf^^kers want a key change?

Thematically meanderingEmphatically panderingI got a tight grip on my demo’s ballsSay the word “truck,” they ji^^ in their overallsYou don’t know what land you’re inI’m in the land of panderingAnd I’ll be upfrontI do what I do ’cause I’m a total f^^kin’ country boy

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